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Smooshes 

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.
My girl gives the best smooshes.
Smooshes by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005
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A tall, blonde, woodland creature, descendant of the Silly Moose. Can often be seen tripping over it's rather large feet in search for Dr.Pepperand Skittles with it's two bff's. Tragically, this noble beast suffers greatly from epic phail and foot in mouth disease, but amidst it's herd of skaters and when complete with pennies, it often expels win and legend.

It's natural call has been translated into English as "Woop De Doo Basil", though this is not certain as it's language it thick with sarcasm.
Depressed Guy: *sigh*
Smoose: Wow, who died?
Depressed Guy: My Mum.
Smoose:...wow.
Smoose by Teh Smoose February 28, 2009
Smoose is a japanese Samurai Hitman who kills by Honour.
Danuse,Smoose,Tom Jones,Sex Bomb, What Ever Turns The Girls On.
Smoose by Daniel Royle February 9, 2005

smoosens 

The meaning of smoosens is specifically used for all Taydens when they are acting homosexual or is homosexual. This word originated from Bairnsdale
Smoosens, tayden. Quite that

Smoosens, just come out already
smoosens by YOU KNOW WHO LS July 29, 2023
Adj: meaning smooth like a moose. Meant to take the place of words like 'cool' and 'awesome' to show agreement or interest with the subject matter.
Wow, that new car is really smoose!
smoose by DeathMinister December 18, 2008

smooshsmorgishbord

v. the act of smooshing til you cant smoosh no more.
Sarah and I had a smooshsmorgishbord. She will be feeling it tomorrow
smooshsmorgishbord by Schevesaurus October 26, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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