Smoose 

A tall, blonde, woodland creature, descendant of the Silly Moose. Can often be seen tripping over it's rather large feet in search for Dr.Pepperand Skittles with it's two bff's. Tragically, this noble beast suffers greatly from epic phail and foot in mouth disease, but amidst it's herd of skaters and when complete with pennies, it often expels win and legend.

It's natural call has been translated into English as "Woop De Doo Basil", though this is not certain as it's language it thick with sarcasm.

Depressed Guy: *sigh*
Smoose: Wow, who died?
Depressed Guy: My Mum.
Smoose:...wow.

Smoose by Teh Smoose February 28, 2009

Smoose 

Smoose is a japanese Samurai Hitman who kills by Honour.

Danuse,Smoose,Tom Jones,Sex Bomb, What Ever Turns The Girls On.

Smoose by Daniel Royle February 9, 2005

smoose 

Adj: meaning smooth like a moose. Meant to take the place of words like 'cool' and 'awesome' to show agreement or interest with the subject matter.

Wow, that new car is really smoose!

smoose by DeathMinister December 18, 2008

Smoove Lemons 

Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.

"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"

"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."

Smoove Lemons by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015

Baby Smoove 

Baby Smoove Da Franchise And Underated 🐐😮 💨

Baby Smoove Da Goat 🐐😮 💨🤝

Baby Smoove by 😮‍💨🐐🤝 January 17, 2022

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019