The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor
help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian
Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This
person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to
help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian
Smoothie. They
don't ever show up to meetings nor
help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.