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Smoothier 

A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.
Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.
Smoothier by JonnyOptimus October 3, 2016
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Smoothier 

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.
Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.
Smoothier by Blitzman J October 1, 2010

Smoothier 

A combination of smoother and smoothly. When things go smoother than expected and can only be described as having gone smoothier.
Fuck it, I'm a DSM and I made up a new word. Things went smoothier than I expected today.

-DSM Seggie
Smoothier by IMEI21 November 6, 2011

Smoothier 

Smoothier means it's somoothier ... says Sky
The nutra bullet makes the drink more smoothier
Smoothier by Smoothier January 29, 2019

Hot fish smoothie 

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

Sex Smoothie 

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.
Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.
Sex Smoothie by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.