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Slang: To be effortlessly smooth, confident, and cool in any situation. A combination of "smooth" and "as fuck," used to describe someone whose charisma and actions are impressively slick.
Person 1: "Did you see how Brad handled that meeting? No stutters, no hesitation—just straight-up owned the room."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."
smooaf by MysterThomas September 25, 2024
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1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.
"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"
smoof by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005
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From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.
You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!
smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004
a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.
Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.
Smoofby by tgblknrd February 4, 2010
when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed
smoofed by Riyeori March 5, 2019

poof the smoof 

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.
"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"
poof the smoof by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010
It's like dope, but better.
"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."
Smoof by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013
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