Slang: To be effortlessly smooth, confident, and cool in any situation. A combination of "smooth" and "as fuck," used to describe someone whose charisma and actions are impressively slick.
Person 1: "Did you see how Brad handled that meeting? No stutters, no hesitation—just straight-up owned the room."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."
by MysterThomas September 26, 2024
An informal act of inviting a friend out for a simple activity, then spontaneously extending the outing by introducing additional, unexpected destinations, all undertaken with mutual surprise, enjoyment, and consent.
Yesterday Michal asked if I wanted to go to the dog park with the dogs and I said, "yes!". Next thing I know we're going to 3 or 4 other places. She friendnapped me!
by MysterThomas December 19, 2024