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Smokeginity 

a non existent essence within a person before they first smoke weed, it is something that isn't, rather then something that is, once said smoke-virgin has smoked for the first time their smokeginity is taken.

often a before someones smokeginity is taken they are closed of to the ways of drugs and are highly convinced they are evil and bad for you.
Sarah-what are you doing on Friday?
Hannah- I'm hanging out with Patrick, i'm gonna take his Smokeginity .
Sarah- woah, I thought that kid would never smoke weed!
Smokeginity by Python27 August 30, 2014

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.
The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.
The smegma behind a womens vagina flaps
I left my girlfriend because she didn't clean her smegina
Smegina by SteelDallas1 November 28, 2019
A smelly vagina; a vagina with an unpleasant odor.
"Man, I went out with this girl, I detected a strong odor in my car, then realized it was just her smegina"
Smegina by Meso Thorny April 1, 2010

Smokeeing 

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.
I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.
Smokeeing by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

Smokeing dragon 

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.
Smokeing dragon by Chuck March 25, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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