Smokegoat
Similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. A good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.
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Ninja Smokeout
remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010
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Smokegoat • smokeout • Smokemeat • smokefoot • smokeatality • smokeghost • SmokeGod • Smokerbate • Smokesat • Dirty Smokeout
smokefoot
A black person. When black people used to be slaves they would walk around barefoot on the hot ground and their feet would appear to be smoking.
Smokerbate
When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.
"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."
Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010
Dirty Smokeout
Ethan : "Bro, I tried the Dirty Smokeout last night with my girl and it instantly made me gay"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"
Dirty Smokeout by NibbyTribby September 16, 2018
Rusty Smokeout
Rusty Smokeout by Timmy D. August 24, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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