Smokegoat 

Similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. A good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.

I smoked half a pack tonight, so I better have a good smokegoat in mind for when my girl asks about the smell.

Smokegoat by BK619 March 18, 2010

Ninja Smokeout 

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.

remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout

Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010

smokefoot 

A black person. When black people used to be slaves they would walk around barefoot on the hot ground and their feet would appear to be smoking.

Look at that smokefoot nigger over there picking cotton. Someone broke into the liquor store last night. Well it was probably a smokefoot who did it.

smokefoot by Bospost November 22, 2011

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.

"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."

Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010

Dirty Smokeout 

When you vape into her gaping asshole and she queef's it out with some excess shit

Ethan : "Bro, I tried the Dirty Smokeout last night with my girl and it instantly made me gay"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"

Dirty Smokeout by NibbyTribby September 16, 2018

Rusty Smokeout 

A Rusty Smokeout is giving and recieving a Rusty Trombone at the same time.

Sean went to town on Casey's Rusty Trombone, while Preston warmed-up on Sean.

Rusty Smokeout by Timmy D. August 24, 2005

Smokemeat 

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.

"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.

Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004