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smokealotopotamus 

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot
1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?
smokealotopotamus by HottMesss March 15, 2010

Ninja Smokeout 

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.
remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010

Smoke Foot 

A black person. It comes from their slave days, when they would run away they would kick up dust and looked like their feet were smoking
"Mike Vick's got them slave feet," "Nah nigga, he's a smoke foot"
Smoke Foot by army>navy December 26, 2011

Smokerooni 

When you smoke a zoot with your mum.
“Hey son, want to go for a smokerooni?”
Smokerooni by Swag Daddy Dorett March 23, 2021

Dirty Smokeout 

When you vape into her gaping asshole and she queef's it out with some excess shit
Ethan : "Bro, I tried the Dirty Smokeout last night with my girl and it instantly made me gay"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"
Dirty Smokeout by NibbyTribby September 16, 2018

Rusty Smokeout 

A Rusty Smokeout is giving and recieving a Rusty Trombone at the same time.
Sean went to town on Casey's Rusty Trombone, while Preston warmed-up on Sean.
Rusty Smokeout by Timmy D. August 24, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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