Smokepoo

1. n. Bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials.

2. adj. {Smokepoodom} A state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials, which is NOT to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.

3. n. {Smokepootative} Cigarettes utilized as a laxative.

4. v. {Smokepoo'd} Having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.

"Dude, I'm telling you! You've gotta pull over, I've got a major smokepoo coming on!"
"Hehe... Man, I feel so relaxed... Oh wow, I've hit smokepoodom stage. Be back in a bit."

"Dang... That cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and I don't have any money for X-Lax. You got any smokepootatives at your place?"

"I hit up the stogies big time, and I tell ya... I got majorly smokepoo'd... Feelin' much better."

by YesIndeedImInterestedInCollege July 10, 2009

smokefoot

A black person. When black people used to be slaves they would walk around barefoot on the hot ground and their feet would appear to be smoking.

Look at that smokefoot nigger over there picking cotton. Someone broke into the liquor store last night. Well it was probably a smokefoot who did it.

by Bospost November 22, 2011

Smokerooni

When you smoke a zoot with your mum.

“Hey son, want to go for a smokerooni?”

by Swag Daddy Dorett March 23, 2021

Smokebooking

To smoke heavily while simultaneously posting and/or reading Facebook.

We couldn't find Mary anywhere but then realized she was out the back porch smokebooking.

by Jay Fitzgerald December 25, 2018

smoketoomuch

Hello, I'm smoketoomuch, Mr. Smoketoomuch.

Well, You'd better cut down a little, then.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

smokepole

A very hard punch to the face that typically results in knocking the other person out, or worse.

If that guy spills his drink on me again I'm going to smokepole him!!

by Barwise August 24, 2008