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Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

smokronized breathing 

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

smackeroonies 

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?
I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass
smackeroonies by schism-gism November 6, 2008

Smackeroonies 

The legal currency/ tender of Frangimore island equivalent to £1.5 English pound sterling / 145 rupees
‘How much for a signature Frangimore burger and fries on this here island of yours?’ ‘Why that will be a mere 11 Smackeroonies squire’

‘How much for a Frangimore Colada?’ ‘For a good lad like you it’s just 4 Smackeroonies pal’ ‘ why thanks, you’re a good lad steevie’
Smackeroonies by Pricey2489 October 16, 2018

Smokerholic

Someone who is really addicted to smoking
Someone who dont put a pack of fags down
Mate you have had 20 fags in 2 hours, your a right smokerholic!
Smokerholic by Jj06 July 1, 2006

Smokebooking 

To smoke heavily while simultaneously posting and/or reading Facebook.
We couldn't find Mary anywhere but then realized she was out the back porch smokebooking.
Smokebooking by Jay Fitzgerald December 25, 2018
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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