smoji 

A chronic disease where the afflicted individual(S) can sometimes have very red eyes and can appear to be moving slower or acting differently then usual when they start having a smoji attack

Yooooo smoji rn jupper

smoji by Smojii March 7, 2022

smoking cat 

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)

I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!

Smokin that von pack by beeeeaaaans January 8, 2023

Smoking Dick 

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

smoking that * pack 

It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name

Smoking that * pack

smoking that * pack by INDX November 6, 2020

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020