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smoking cat
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019
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Smoking nic and sucking dick
The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019
Smokin that von pack
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!
Smokin that von pack by beeeeaaaans January 8, 2023
Smoking Dick
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016
smoking that * pack
smoking that * pack by INDX November 6, 2020
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope
When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake
My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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