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plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).
Them smokies got them ears on.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A slang term coined in the summer of 2019.

Smoky can be used to describe a good or bad thing depending on inflection.

Used to describe a negative situation.

A family member clearly knows they burnt the shit out of a dinner item but still serves it to a large group of unsuspecting people.

Used to describe a positive situation.

Taking a dip in a cool Texas river on a 95 degree day.
This frito pie is smoky, what the hell did she do to it!?!
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by Prickly Balls July 21, 2019
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The condition after having already consumed marijuana, one feels the urge to smoke more.
Chad had the smokies halfway through the movie, so we left and hotboxed the janitor's closet before anyone noticed.
by heug April 25, 2011
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I like to buy a pack of smokies for $7 and then sell them one by one for a dollar each at elementary schools.
by DrBonnersSoap February 27, 2011
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