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A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

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AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury
Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS
by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

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A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

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When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat
"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
via giphy
by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

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Some ones ass or anal cavities
Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"
by wet_cardboard69 April 11, 2018

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a vagina i.e. female genatalia
Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

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An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"
guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

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