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"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020
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Get the AIDS mug.Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019
Get the smoking cat mug.A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table
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Get the Dust sucker mug.When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.
Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."
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