10 definition by wet_cardboard69

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*