wet_cardboard69's definitions

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Succcess

When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.

Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."

by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Dust sucker

A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table

Guy: Be careful around Gary, he's a total dust sucker

by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018

696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969

Truly the largest group of 69's. This is the largest 69 orgy phsically possible for humans to create. any more people will result is death to all participants because the sexual thrill would be too intense for their human bodies to endure.

Strange friend: "Hello friend, would you like to join me, and many others in creating a giant 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 orgy?"
Other person: "No thanks, I am only 12"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020