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Definitions by wet_cardboard69

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat
"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury
Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS
AIDS by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Dust sucker

A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table
Guy: Be careful around Gary, he's a total dust sucker
When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.
Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."
Succcess by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"
guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia
Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"