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Truly the largest group of 69's. This is the largest 69 orgy phsically possible for humans to create. any more people will result is death to all participants because the sexual thrill would be too intense for their human bodies to endure.

Strange friend: "Hello friend, would you like to join me, and many others in creating a giant 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 orgy?"
Other person: "No thanks, I am only 12"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Dust sucker

A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table

Guy: Be careful around Gary, he's a total dust sucker

by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018

fudge flute

Some ones ass or anal cavities

Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"

by wet_cardboard69 April 11, 2018

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

AIDS

AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury

Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018