Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
by ___Beauty March 02, 2016
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Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
by TajhyPippen13 February 05, 2016
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that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.
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"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
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