smoam 

To perform a raspberry to a woman's veva. A vaginal blowjob, literally.

My boyfriend smoams me when I want an alternative to sexual intercourse.

smoam by Caroline S. December 15, 2008

SCoaMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.

Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.

SCoaMF by sifty boones August 22, 2011

SCOAMF 

Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

Alternate: SCFOAMF

He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

SCOAMF by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 22, 2011

Smormu 

He is here to stay

"This can not be undone! Smormu is here to stay!"

Smormu by It's_Hendro January 29, 2022

smoaked 

To be absolutely smitten with Felicity Smoak from Arrow.

The first time Oliver saw Felicity there was just something about her. He was Smoaked.

smoaked by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

SCOAMF 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable failure.

Our president is such a SCOAMF!

SCOAMF by dickdickerson August 23, 2011

smoa

Acronym for the Secret Mouse Organization Association. The SMOA is a exclusive group committed to drawing buff mice and all the meaningful things they portray.

1: Did you hear what the SMOA did this week?
2: No, what did they do this time?
1: They drew a picture of a mouse in scuba diving gear!
2: How did you know, they dont show anyone outside of the group
1: There was a leak!!!!

smoa by Emma.lee February 23, 2021