smlu

Suck My Left Udder

Jeffrey: Man, Taylor is such a f**ker!
Bob: I know right? She can SMLU!
Jeffrey: Woah.

by zhdelta April 12, 2011

SMLUTAWL

Superman My Life Up The Ass Without Lube.

Dude 1: Dood, I fucked Ginava last night and now there are some weird looking bumps all over my body...ffffFUCK is going awnnnn
Dude 2: That's like, AIDS cancer shit brahhh, you got 7 days to live mannnn, plus we're out of dank shettt mmmbuiiii
Dude 1: awww SHIT, SMLUTAWL

by BL4ZN May 7, 2010

Smlunt

(v.) to smoke a blunt.

"Hey you wanna smlunt at my house?"

by $eanMoney November 3, 2011

Smlum

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, blood and cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

by Smeg-man March 26, 2009

Smlush

To smile and blush uncontrollably

Chris made Britt smlush when he asked her to be his valentine.

by tunnelx February 6, 2015

Smlut

the male version of a slut.

Dang that guy is such a smlut

by PimpDaddyMcFly May 13, 2012

smlurpch

n. the sound jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag
v. to make the sound that jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag

When we squeezed the jello out of the plastic bag, it smlurpched.

by SBWW May 15, 2008