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The huge mammary glands of a cow. On four legged cows udders have four teats. On two legged cows udders have two teats (or in the case of the two-legged variety the teats are more often called nipples).
The farmer felt kind of embarrassed the first time he touched the cow's udder to get milk, but as soon as he got used to it, he would go so far as to pull his baby daughter off the udder to get some of his own.
udder by La Leche July 11, 2006
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Cow boobs. In the musical RENT, Maureen dreams about drinking milk directly from Elsie the cow's udder.
Elsie: Still thirsty?
Maureen: Parched.
Elsie: Have some milk.
Maureen: So, I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted.
Udder by SeZSEU May 15, 2016
udder by barnyardbuddies March 1, 2007
An absolutely wonderful thing, the best thing ever to be created on this universe, the holy udder, the udderest of udderity.
Guy 1: Have you milked a cow using its udder?
Guy 2: WHAT DID YOU SAY UDDER?? UDDER IS A HOLY WORD WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Udder by 9.5.1946 was cool April 9, 2022

udder judder

Tits going up and down while walking, jogging or skipping ect
Fucking hell , look at the udder judder in that rack
udder judder by Slimady October 10, 2016

udder smack 

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.
BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"
udder smack by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

Udder Job 

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
Udder Job by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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