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Very small boobs, less than a b cup is considered smits
Me(Legend)"Omg Lois when will your smits develope"
Lois"OWWWW"
Smits by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010
Words you can keep
Horny, violent female who enjoys burning other people and beating the hell out of her boyfriend/lover. Also enjoys mentally scarring other people by screwing in someone else's presence.
That Smits beat the hell out of her boyfriend last night. Just look at his black eye.
Smits by RandomNativeAmerican April 7, 2009

Jimmy Smits 

Famous Latino Actor

Popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians
Peter: Did you see Jimmy Smits over there?

Bill: Hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.
Jimmy Smits by Mikal Honcho March 30, 2008

jimmy smits 

An interjection yelled after someone says the word "switch." Origin: When the movie "Switch" came out, Jimmy Smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the title--not "starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits" just "Jimmy Smits." The end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:

"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."
"Turn off the light switch!"
"jimmysmits!"
jimmy smits by Crow T. Robot September 9, 2004

Jimmy Smits 

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
Jimmy Smits by Maltrevenius July 1, 2008

pulin a smits 

not showing up somewhere without notice
yo dog that bangin bi*ch from the other nite been pulin a smits all week.
pulin a smits by RPG crew August 21, 2006

She Shits Too 

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.
Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."
She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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