2 definitions by RandomNativeAmerican

Smits

Horny, violent female who enjoys burning other people and beating the hell out of her boyfriend/lover. Also enjoys mentally scarring other people by screwing in someone else's presence.

That Smits beat the hell out of her boyfriend last night. Just look at his black eye.

by RandomNativeAmerican April 7, 2009

Gautreaux

Large, lazy fucktard who sleeps all day, masturbates to blowjobs and only blowjobs. Has a girlfriend commonly mistaken for Seabiscuit. Walks in such a way that gives the appearance that a dildo is shoved up his ass. Also mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

Look at that lazy asshole.

Yeah, look at that Gautreaux.

by RandomNativeAmerican April 17, 2009