smithtard 

the combination between a smither and a nartard... if you do not know what those two things are, look it up

hey smithtard how was cross country?

smithtard by tacos are so cool like June 27, 2010

Smithtrashington 

Alternate name for "Smithtown", a small town on Long Island consisting primarily of opiate abusers, soccer-moms, cars bought with maxed out credit cards, and bad pizza.

Timothy: "Hey! you wanna go over to Paul's house and do jump rope?
Arty: "Nah man last time we were in Smithtrashington I fractured my ankle doing that. Now I'm addicted to pain killers"

Smithtrashington by KGBsports October 4, 2019

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

shittard 

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009

shittard 

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Smitard

A person who flexes idek

Oh i got more subs than u ever will - Smitard

*cries* - kid

Smitard by Rapid Tk March 17, 2019

shittard 

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

shittard by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009