shithoarder 

{Shh-hit-hor-der}
verb, -ing -ed
1- hoarding some shit, whether it be information, or material goods.
2- one who refrains from giving or granting
3- A person that is holding out on something, when the withholder has immediate access to the objectof contention.
4- one who gathers or accumulates a hoard of shit
5- a pack rat

My fucking gook-ass green grocer is shithoarding the goddamn lettuce!

I know he's got weed, he's just a fucking shithoarder.

That guy had shit wall to wall in his house, he was a real shithorder.

shithoarder by DKtionary December 12, 2008

Montana Shitloader 

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

Montana Shitloader by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

Shitloader 

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.

Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.

Shitloader by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013

Shithorsery 

A galloping shitshow, generally gathering pace.

What a steaming pile of shithorsery!

Shithorsery by Shitjockey February 23, 2023

shitherder 

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.

My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!

shitherder by My First Googlewack July 13, 2006