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The Smithester
The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010
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smitchens • smitchelstick • Stitchens • smitch • Smithers • snitches get stitches! • shitchen • sitchenario • Smitchell • smithen
Shitchest
A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.
Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.
Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017
Snitches Get Stitches
A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009
snitches end up in ditches
A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
snitches end up in ditches by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021
Stitchens
Stitchens is a word for fornicating.
You give a girl the stitchens!
Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
You give a girl the stitchens!
Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
Will Smithers
1) A famously known player around the MMORPG community, who has set over-the-bar achievements that no player can ever dream of reaching. He is also known as Zezima.
"Yo, man. Will Smithers is over there pl0xing it up in the Duel Arena while using the head banging emote."
Will Smithers by Bowjingle June 22, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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