by Tyler R. B. April 16, 2008
The single greatest entity ever to have graced the world of Runescape. Zezima is a sexless being, with powers rival to that of a God.
Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.
Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.
Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.
Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.
1.cap202-"Zezima, great are thou. We beg of you bless our crops so they will grow strong and not wither in the winter"
2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"
3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."
4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"
2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"
3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."
4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"
by Casper Willcock September 25, 2007
by Hate me now please February 28, 2009
Not #1 anymore.
Runedude1: Hey, did you hear? Zezima's not at the top anymore!
rAnDoMnOoB: He's not? Then who is?
Runedude1: Kingduffy 1 is. However, I still believe in Zezima.
rAnDoMnOoB: Forget Zez! All hail Kingduffy 1!
rAnDoMnOoB: He's not? Then who is?
Runedude1: Kingduffy 1 is. However, I still believe in Zezima.
rAnDoMnOoB: Forget Zez! All hail Kingduffy 1!
by Anonlord October 25, 2008
by Lolz lowzer October 29, 2008
A term for someone who only does one thing all day, every day, and excessively. Can sometimes be considered a "robot" to what they do, and they take very little time on important things in life. (family, excercize, etc.) Is motivated to be #1 in what they do.
Person A: I can't go to work today, have to become the number one log runner in the world.
Person B: You're such a Zezima! *cries*
Person B: You're such a Zezima! *cries*
by A7xGirl48 December 11, 2006
Other than being known as the most popular player in runescape. His name has become a slang term to address someone particularly addicted to something. Usually online gaming.
1) Dude...quit before you become a zezima.
2) What are you trying to do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
2) What are you trying to do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
by Hoob12313 November 27, 2007