zezima 

Other than being known as the most popular player in runescape. His name has become a slang term to address someone particularly addicted to something. Usually online gaming.

1) Dude...quit before you become a zezima.
2) What are you trying to do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.

zezima by Hoob12313 December 27, 2007

Zezima 

(n.) One of (if not the) the best players in the game of RuneScape.

Look, it's Zezima! Let's all follow him in circles shouting his name and see what he does!

Zezima by Tyler R. B. April 16, 2008

zezima 

Zezima is known throughout and outside the game named "Runescape" for his abilities, skills and his life. Zezima is popular known for being in the top 1# Player of runescape including all his stats as 99. Many people have different views upon this character, some negative, some positive. Zezima could be seen as a 'god' or a role model. Some would say he is a nerd who 'needs to get a life'. However one statement is true, Zezima spends excessive amounts of time playing this game.

Zezima is the #1 player of runescape. There are no close examples.

zezima by Jason the Aussie November 10, 2008

Zezima 

The single greatest entity ever to have graced the world of Runescape. Zezima is a sexless being, with powers rival to that of a God.

Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.

Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.

1.cap202-"Zezima, great are thou. We beg of you bless our crops so they will grow strong and not wither in the winter"

2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"

3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."

4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"

Zezima by Casper Willcock January 17, 2008

zezima 

USED to be the number one player on Runescape... but currently is number 11, at the time of writing. Nonetheless, people still worship, and think that he/she is their 'hero'.
I've heard reports of Zezima being surrounded by hundreds of people while in a bank, and that he/she changes his/her password everyday, and that he/she...
I dunno.
The person's just good at RS, m'kay? No need to worship someone.

Me: If I saw Zezima being followed by hundreds of people like the Falador Massacre, I'd rather log off.
If I saw her in the wildy, i'd go, "WTH, Zezima's not number one!" and log off before she could PK me.

Zezima: *logs off, changes pw, and checks the highscores*
WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zezima by Siilas December 11, 2008

zezima 

A overrated runescape pro, defended by 200,000 Players when insulted. Some say his dad owns Runescape and made him First place, some say he macros.... And some say people have his password? Who knows... -Words from the players.

"zezima is god" "u just mad becuz zezima is pro" "you shouldnt play runescape you noob" "i wish i was zezima" "i wonder wat zezima has in his bank" if you saw zezima what would you say" "zezima isnt an nerd hes just good, unlike you" "if you think zezima is a nerd you should stop playing" "zezima is straight up god" "i have zezimas phone number" ANSWER: you do? what is it, can i have it pleas.

Now you see. (all of the above are real, that i've heard around runescape.)

"I believe Zezima is just there to drive noobs crazy" -uloveme

zezima by JaySoNeD September 22, 2008

Zezima 

A person who plays Runescape all the time.

Dude, you've been playing this game for 3 days straight. Your such a Zezima

Zezima by Hate me now please February 28, 2009