smiron

A little Asian man who hides in women's restrooms

Sid you hear John is a smiron. Yeah what a creep

by Hogcranker4527 December 2, 2023

Spironolactone

A divine medication that stops testosterone from affecting the body; this medication is an absolute blessing from the almighty for transsexual MTFs. It however does not lower ones' voice or get rid of already present facial hair, these two things must be taken care of through electrolysis and voice training

Jay: Christ Lyra!!! You're looking fine in that bathing suit today--to think your shoulders used to make you look like an idiot in that.

Lyra: I know right!!! Really, Spironolactone is such a life saver!!! :)

by Jsyburd December 31, 2008

Yeeyah Smirns

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys

Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"

by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020

Smirnoff Sunday

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.

Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005

Smirnoff

A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.

Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!

by VinC January 3, 2005

smirnoffed

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.

Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.

by omegacerebro October 21, 2008