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smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009
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to compress, compact, or squeeze together.
why don't you just smish your ish?
smish by ErickArizona January 18, 2010
Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.
smish by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010
A very sweet hug that makes you and the other person feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Tighter than a regular hug, but gentler than a bear hug.
I was feeling really sad until he came up and gave me a smish. Now I'm all happy and smiley and asldjfhlsdjkh. :)
smish by iCheezItz November 22, 2010

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008
Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful
Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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