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smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009
Related Words
to compress, compact, or squeeze together.
why don't you just smish your ish?
smish by ErickArizona January 18, 2010
Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.
smish by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010
A very sweet hug that makes you and the other person feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Tighter than a regular hug, but gentler than a bear hug.
I was feeling really sad until he came up and gave me a smish. Now I'm all happy and smiley and asldjfhlsdjkh. :)
smish by iCheezItz November 22, 2010

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008
Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful
Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011