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an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.
"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"
smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005
Words you can keep
an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.
"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"
smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005
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smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
A flexible interjection that is a substitute primarily used for the word "sheesh" and is often, but not always, followed by the word "moish." This term is often used as a filler word or simple response to a statement that doesn't warrant a lengthy one. This can also be used as a reaction word in a manner very similar to "damn" or "wow."
1. "I just failed my calc exam.." Shoish
2. My stomach keeps acting up, shoish
3. "Ninja's highest sub count on Twitch was over 285,000.." Shoish moish
Shoish by brownboymuaaz May 19, 2019

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smoshâ„¢ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.
Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"
Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.
My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019
Someone who watches smosh every chance they get, has an overabundance of smosh tshirts, has had mail opened on mailtime, and is madly in love with either ian or anthony.
Bob: wow Sarah is a hardcore smosher
Joe: yah there she goes asking twiter questions!
Sarah: *yells* What the firetruck my iphone just crashed!
smosher by smoshinforlife42 June 24, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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