smoish 

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

smoish 

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Shoish 

A flexible interjection that is a substitute primarily used for the word "sheesh" and is often, but not always, followed by the word "moish." This term is often used as a filler word or simple response to a statement that doesn't warrant a lengthy one. This can also be used as a reaction word in a manner very similar to "damn" or "wow."

1. "I just failed my calc exam.." Shoish
2. My stomach keeps acting up, shoish
3. "Ninja's highest sub count on Twitch was over 285,000.." Shoish moish

Shoish by brownboymuaaz May 19, 2019

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"

Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

smosher 

Someone who watches smosh every chance they get, has an overabundance of smosh tshirts, has had mail opened on mailtime, and is madly in love with either ian or anthony.

Bob: wow Sarah is a hardcore smosher
Joe: yah there she goes asking twiter questions!
Sarah: *yells* What the firetruck my iphone just crashed!

smosher by smoshinforlife42 June 24, 2011