smiffo

An extreamly bad loser at any game wether it be tennis, heads and volleys or snooker.

dont cheat like smiffo! no offece smiffo.

by Dr sexy February 26, 2006

sniffosphere

the layer below the lithosphere were gigantic quantities of drugs are stored, in druggos law and beliefs, they say to pray that they will transcend to the sniffosphere after they die instead of going to heaven or hell.

Bob: im going to try acid with meth
Jerry: i hope we may meet in the sniffosphere my friend, goodbye

by therealrobbierotten January 1, 2017

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

spifforiffic

Very spiffy, totally spiffalicious, more spiffy than anything, the best

Whoa dude, you are soooo totally spifforiffic! YOU ROCK!

by Brandy November 22, 2003

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008