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A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.
"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"
Stiffo by creedmoor December 13, 2005
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The one person who always runs off from the group to get the loot for himself without telling his team mates.
Gets an erection(or a stiffy) at the thought of juicy loot.
Where's James gone? oh, he's over there looting all the chests. What a Stiffo!
Stiffo by Ramadamadingdong2191 January 11, 2025
The one person who always runs off from the group to get the loot for himself without telling his team mates.
Gets an erection(or a stiffy) at the thought of juicy loot.
Where's James gone? oh, he's over there looting all the chests. What a Stiffo!
Stiffo by Ramadamadingdong2191 January 11, 2025

grande stiffo 

Slang word for erection, made popular from when the Adam Sandler played the "Opera Man" when singing about a womans chest
"Fergia Fergia
Nipple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a..
CANTALOPAS!! EL-PROTRUDO-O
OPERA MAN....
Grande Stiffo"

Stiff Element 

A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.

{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.

2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.

sniffosphere

the layer below the lithosphere were gigantic quantities of drugs are stored, in druggos law and beliefs, they say to pray that they will transcend to the sniffosphere after they die instead of going to heaven or hell.
Bob: im going to try acid with meth
Jerry: i hope we may meet in the sniffosphere my friend, goodbye

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.
Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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