smertin

the sexiest human to exist

oh there’s smertin gonna make me cream

by sexyboysx November 23, 2021

smerking

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Smartin

One who worships animals and bestiality and the like. Getting caught for bestiality in school.

Smartin Ang.

by xerofication October 12, 2010

Smerinate

To let settle and marinate. Thoughts or actions.

Let that Smerinate on your mind!

by CTC Giant September 6, 2016

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009