Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).
Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
A group of 6, well 7 including the benchwarmer, of swagged out guys. They sing dope ass songs and slap hard beats. All originally from berkeley. These guys include... Big Steve, Nic Nac, Young Feez, Riggs, Ry Bread, Goose... and the benchwarmer. SWAG! Lets Talk about S6X.