smerting 

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

smerting by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

smerting 

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

smerting by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

smirting 

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

smirting by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Smirting 

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

Smirting by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Smerfing 

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

Smerfing by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

slerting 

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

slerting by Vl028 February 28, 2017