smegster 

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

smegster by smegster November 8, 2003

smegster 

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

smegster by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

smegster 

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.

Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

smegster by ford prefect October 6, 2003

Smegster 

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.

Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.

Smegster by AMadHat September 18, 2024

smugster

Smug hipster; pretentious, trend-following scenester.

Urban Dictionary is not just for smugsters anymore.

smugster by contemptible July 20, 2008

Shmegster 

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.

How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.

Shmegster by Shmegs August 23, 2019

Shmegster 

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

Shmegster by Shmegs January 30, 2020