smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmite 

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites

Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.

smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006

smegmabytes 

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020