smegmatite
smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006
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smegmaintenance
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.
smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020
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smegmatitis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007
smegmite
small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites
smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006
smegmabytes
The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?
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Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
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Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
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Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
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Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017
Smegmaster
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
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