Definitions by Chetkush
smegmabytes
The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?
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Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
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Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
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Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
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Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017