smegdruff

Smegdruff is the build up of so much smegma that the cheese flakes away and looks like dandruff

Oi mate clean ur peen u have smegdruff, the flakes are all over ur boxers

smegdruff by Jeff Bung August 23, 2019

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Smegmuffin

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003

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smegmuff

When smegma gets stuck on your pubic hair and dries up.

I really need to wax the Smegmuff, it’s getting a bit knotty

smegmuff by Murphysmeg November 24, 2021

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Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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