smeds

1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels

1.kid 1: i go to smeds.

kid 2: oh

kid 1:yeah

2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?

kid 2: i go to smeds

kid 1: oh

kid 2:yeah

smeds by yepss June 12, 2009

smeds

A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.

"I've got the Saturday night smeds"

smeds by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009

behind the seeds 

Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"

Lauren was behind the seeds at Cinderella's castle.

behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

SMESH 

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

SMESH by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets 

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets by D_l_b February 28, 2022

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003