smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.

dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

SMESH 

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

SMESH by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

mid session depression 

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

mid session depression by The Danny O July 23, 2018

Sessle 

Sessle is a singer/song writer from Texas with a rich, smooth, tone like butter. However, people also describe someone who commonly gets rejected or dumpted by the same person but still is good friends with them as a sessle.

Did you hear? That Liam kid got dumpted again!

Oh really?! He's such a Sessle.

Sessle by Scunter4life April 8, 2021

Salt Session 

(salt-session) a conversation between two people filled with a solid unspoken undertone of jealousy, hatred, or envy; two or more people both holding negative vibes towards one another without others knowing, in an area surrounded by their peers; a bitter conversation between two people who have had a problem in the past

"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"

Salt Session by Gerard Truesdale June 18, 2008

Manipal Sessionals 

The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.

Peter : Kitty! Manipal sessionals are on, lets go make a harlem shake video !

Manipal Sessionals by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013