smed

1) short for seven-year medical students at Boston University who tend to be very horny because they study too much
2) sexually mutated exotic dancers
3) a mostly indian group of people

Yash: "I'm so glad the I'm a smed."
Achal: "Yeh we don't have to apply to med school. What do you think Ryan?"
Ryan: "I'm so horny."

by Yash Bhatt April 24, 2007

Smed

A Big Retard that Will tell you that you Suck at cookie clicker

Damn smed, stop bringing me down boyo

by Cowlover65 January 22, 2019

SMED

Small Medium Enterprise Dick - for chicks in an office environment looking for guys you specialise in SME opportunities

she was so into me that party so I had to give her some SMED.

by CTM Sales Team October 15, 2013

SMED

Abbreviation for "Suck Me Dick!" This phrase is often used as an expression of discontent toward another individual or group; often invoked in a state of rage and frustration.

*Playing Poker, nick goes all in and loses only to request more chips from the dealer*

Dealer: I guess you can buy back in
Dan: No Nick fuck that you lost. You don't get to just buy back in every time you lose
Nick: Fuck you Dan! No one said we weren't allowed to buy back in.
Dan: You can't buy back in! you lost. Go to bed Nick.
Nick: Suck me dick dan! Suck me dick!
Dan: Shut up and....
Nick: No fuck you! Suck me dick you bitch.

*Two years later, friends at the poker game hanging out in a cabin*
Friend 1: Hey remember that time we were playing poker and Nick wanted to buy in and Dan wouldn't let him
*Nick walks into room*
Friends 2&3: Yeah SMED am I right
*All friends laugh*

by Mr. Shadow 144 September 17, 2020

Smed/AIDS

the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass

Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading

by Bhgybyb January 22, 2019

smed-dawg

a 10th grade history teacher who ever since getting engaged has gotten...eeeevil. she has on numerous occasions yelled at me/drew for random things that i cannot explain.

bobby boucher (from the Waterboy): smed-dawgs are only angry cause they gots all them teeth and no toothbrush
colonal sanders: wrrrrrong again bobby. smed-dawgs are angry because of the medula engagata

by c-dav May 6, 2004

Smed/AIDS/SPED

A Big Retard That Sucks At cookie clicker

Damn Smed/AIDS/SPED, You suck at Cookie Clicker

by Cowlover65 January 22, 2019