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A very pedantic person that will pick out the smallest errors in everything and take anything you say extremely literally.
Matt: I'm not going to bother writing a reply to you because you'll just say something nitpicky about it.

Kevin: Technically you're typing to me, it's the internet.

Matt: God damn it, stop being such a smeddy.
smeddy by AYoungWarthog November 6, 2010
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Smedders 

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.
"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"
Smedders by Cripper June 9, 2018
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speddycrust 

A stinky Jew that is a sped, is found in different forms, elongated, big tittied and gay, can be tamed with a sped magnet. Likes Warframe and Fortnite.
Shut up Speddycrust, you Jew.
speddycrust by SpiritCageYT September 7, 2019
Smiddy is basically God like. He can do anything he wants. You can't deny him access to anything. He owns 666 acres in heaven. He is his own religion. Jimi hendrix is one of his prophets. He is trying to convert everyone to smiddyism especially Conner Cline. He is every race so he can't be racist. He is the biggest Chad to ever exist. He makes the best jokes and isn't a hoe. He is DAD.
Bro smiddy just took my mom on a date to Olive garden but I can't do anything because he's a god.
Smiddy by That_0ne_dude April 14, 2020

Pex Smiddy 

A really big idiot who isn't a good gamer and has a lame YouTube channel
"What's up boys and girls it's Pex Smiddy here or P-E-X Smiddy, whatever floats your fricken boat"
Pex Smiddy by kfcftw July 17, 2018
(noun) something with extreme excellence, vigor, or sex appeal
What it dooski bra, that sveddy is sexy!
Sveddy by Dr. Carter March 28, 2009
The origin of the word comes from an insult given to people that are into GOOD music e.g rock, metal, punk etc, by chavs, scallies, and townies. The majority of chavs came up with the name after they decided they were too stupid to come up with something clever and witty. They came up with sweddy which stands for Smoke Weed Every Day. Now the brain dead chavs have stuck with the name and get some sort of kick out of calling random "sweddies" in the streets, whom they have no relation to whatsoever. Smoking weed every day is not common with "sweddies" but mostly common with chavs. Ironic isn't it?
1. "Cut ya hair ya sweddy!"
2."look at that fookin sweddy over there"
3."I'm going to fookin twat that fookin sweddy, me" - translation = "i am going to sexing vagina that sexing sweddy, me"
Sweddy by johnathan dupres June 26, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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