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Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'
Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015
Related Words
smdof • SMDOFF • smoof • smoft • SMOF • smoofy • smdo • smdf • smoff • smoofie
Suck My Dick Motha Fucka!

A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot.
*Team A Guy Captures The Flag*
Team B Guy: "SMDMF!"
*Team A Guy Gets Killed
SMDMF by Technical V Man January 12, 2009
1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.
"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"
smoof by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005
1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"
smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017
From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.
You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!
smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004
a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.
Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.
Smoofby by tgblknrd February 4, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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