smdof 

set my dick on fire

Victoria: "Hey can you send me a picture of your study guide for the test tomorrow?"
Beck: "SMDOF; the test is tomorrow?!!"

smdof by dickonfire July 28, 2016

Smoff 

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015

SMDMF 

Suck My Dick Motha Fucka!

A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot.

*Team A Guy Captures The Flag*
Team B Guy: "SMDMF!"
*Team A Guy Gets Killed

SMDMF by Technical V Man January 12, 2009

smoof 

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

smoof by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005

smdftb 

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

smoofish

From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.

You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!

smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004

Smoofby 

a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.

Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.

Smoofby by tgblknrd February 4, 2010