SMDOFF

it is when you shoot you penis off

Boy: pulls down pants and shoots dick off
Girl: SMDOFF that's hot

by lets not please May 24, 2018

Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

smoffo

in Italian:
a piece of hashish

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"

by [moji] November 2, 2006

smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

smdof

set my dick on fire

Victoria: "Hey can you send me a picture of your study guide for the test tomorrow?"
Beck: "SMDOF; the test is tomorrow?!!"

by dickonfire July 28, 2016

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004