smaxxy 

an accidental variation on smexxy, only smaxxy is 10 times hotter

god that boy is smaxxy

smaxxy by alky! September 8, 2007

Saxxy

A saxxy is when a man dresses up as the Saxton Hale character from the popular video game team fortress 2. Then proceeds to scream “SAXTON HALE!” at the top of his lungs then punch’s a yeti.

Chicks’ll dig this one.

Jimmy got shitfaced and did a saxxy last night.

Saxxy by Local lawnmower April 11, 2019

Saxxy

The Saxxy is a golden trophy with a statue of Saxton Hale, the namesake for the trophy, that is awarded to people who have prodcued a winning entry for the Saxxy Awards, an annual animation contest using Source Filmmaker, for reaching a certain category (such as Best Overall, Best Drama, Best Comedy). The Saxxy, when given to winners of the Awards, is dropped to players as a melee weapon for all classes in Team Fortress 2. It functions the same as the stock melee weapon as the wielder's class plays as. Enemies killed with a Saxxy become solid Australium statues for cosmetic effect.

TF2 Animator: *submits a 3 minute long high-quality comedy animation for Saxxys*
The entry wins.
TF2 Animator: *loads up TF2 and sees a alert saying the player has a new item*
The new items is the Saxxy award with the description saying which category the animator has won, in this case, it's Best Comedy.

Saxxy by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

smaxy

a guy who's hot and gets boners all the time

oh my god your so smaxy.
How do u know?:)
i can see it right through your jeans

smaxy by lolalove February 21, 2015

smarxy 

smart + sexy = smarxy

Caio is so smarxy

smarxy by chingo March 31, 2003

smaxxon 

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

1."Dude this beer is totally smaxxon" (meaning: this beer is totally fucking good.)
2. "Holy shit dude, Jessica smaxxon boners!" (meaning: Jessica is sooo fucking sweet-dick hot.)
3. Man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: My dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)

smaxxon by Smaxxon Valdez July 7, 2006

smaxy bran muffin 

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.

maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!

smaxy bran muffin by smaxy May 29, 2008