smaxxon 

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

1."Dude this beer is totally smaxxon" (meaning: this beer is totally fucking good.)
2. "Holy shit dude, Jessica smaxxon boners!" (meaning: Jessica is sooo fucking sweet-dick hot.)
3. Man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: My dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)

smaxxon by Smaxxon Valdez July 7, 2006

smaxxon 

A word that is used whenever a person so desires. It can mean almost anything. The term was started by an amatuer land-surveyer in Elmhurst Illinois while on the jobsite. He was talking to a co-worker and friend about how this other guy they both knew did a real benson move that totally just totally sucked. So he said "Dammit dude! I just know he's gonna' puss' out on going to my lakehouse, and it will totally smaxxon-bonerz. What a benson dude!"

Man I'm so pissed, this is a total smaxxon.

smaxxon by Tweezey Calabrezey July 8, 2006

SmaXone 

Pronounced Smack Zone, and formed out of the ashes of Michael Bøgballe's departure from the band Mnemic. SmaXone is an industrial metal band, which is significantly more melodic and less technical than Mnemic, but a heavy band regardless. Danish people seem to be very good at creating metal.

The band uses downtuned guitars and synthesizers, as well as a duet of vocalists, one handling clean singing, the other doing growls and shouts.
Check them out. They're extremely obscure but fantastic.

"Ever heard of SmaXone?"
"No."

SmaXone by The Moist Critic January 15, 2021

saxxony ger 

German slang for unintelligent.

He just slapped a cop, that saxxony ger

saxxony ger by Bib Frank January 23, 2020