A person or animal who is found attractive because of all their body rolls. They are smart and usually have ridiculously long hair. Everyone Loves a smexxy person.
To be smexy and fabulous. Usually associated with beautiful and smart girls who make guys chase them and call them maybe. To cap off their irresistible intoxicating air of smexyness, these girls tend to have even more gorgeous singing voices
"OHHH HELLZ NOEZ, I appreciate that fat lady opera singer but she ain't smexyfab like them cute, smart girlies who can sing."
"Daaang that Taylor Swift is even more gawjus than that Cyrus thing. She's smexyfab!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.