smatter

when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

What smatter witcha, b?

by i8x December 4, 2007

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007