Scatterer 

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

Scatterer by APatC October 25, 2010

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Scatterbrained 

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

Scatterbrain 

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

Scatterbrain by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018