Scatterbrain 

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

Scatterbrain by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

scatterbrain 

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

scatterbrain by dwan November 15, 2003

scatterbrain 

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.

if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown

scatterbrain by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2017

scatterbrain 

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

scatterbrain by Bro May 13, 2004

scatterbrain 

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

scatterbrain by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

scatterbrain 

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.

Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.

scatterbrain by Bob Kiger September 8, 2007

scatterbrain 

To scatterbox

see defecate

Man Timmy, I really had to scatterbrain earlier when I woke up.

scatterbrain by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004