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Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating
I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

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I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

slasturbating 

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

smashturbating 

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.
smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010

slasturbating 

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate
John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011