shmasturbating

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

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When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

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Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

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Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

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staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

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