A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...
by plant julie December 22, 2020
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1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito March 2, 2008
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1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.

2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.

3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.

4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.

2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.

3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.

4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.
by nigelisgod November 27, 2010
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Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 3, 2009
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Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
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